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February 07 2016

13:24
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yaynis:

shittinghorses:

donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.

OH MY GOD PLEASE DON’T

Pls kill tumblr

February 06 2016

17:24
Ihr wollt mich wohl auf’s Kreuz legen.
— Jesus von Nazareth
(via der-falsche-kalender)
17:24
Say my name, say my name!
— Rumpelstilzchen
(via der-falsche-kalender)
13:51

germanlanguagerocks:

official-german-translationen:

gloriousruin:

official-german-translationen:

theaspiringpolymath:

official-german-translationen:

germanlanguagerocks:

my best friend had a German presentation about Arthur Schnitzler but she was so nervous that she accidentally called him Arthur Schnitzel.

everyone did.

one time i had a presentation about german Literatur der Jahrhundertwende and i kept saying Freund instead of Freud. it was truly horrible

Sigmund is Feind :/

Aw man, puns with family names. I remember my primary school teacher thinking she was so slick calling Leo Dicaprio “Leonardo di carpaccio”.

I thought it’s Leonardo di Cabrio?

When we were 14, a friend wrote during a history exam that the new president of the United Stated is called “Barak Kubama”.

08:36
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wtfduolingo:

essential german phrases with duolingo

[Image transcription: “warum ist mein Bier warm?” which translates to “why is my beer warm?”]

03:48

deliriouscomatose:

  1. Walk around Nazareth
  2. Become friends with Messiah
  3. ???
  4. Prophet

February 05 2016

18:13

Yesterday I dislocated my thumb after a skiing accident and people are treating me like a veteran with a battlefield injury now. Austrian culture is weird.

18:12
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sansgod:

why is this picture literally a summation of capitalism

February 03 2016

21:09
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libraryoftheancients:

lunapics:

laneybugawesomeness:

It’s technically true.

My history teacher would give you a half point or quarter point for an answer that was not wrong. This is not wrong.


February 02 2016

19:42
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ipecacandcivetoil:

issues of 2016 so far: shakira changing fursonas

08:36

neocybex:

dark google: show me the illegal reaction videos 

03:48

wolfpratt:

So now I’m hearing The Fine Brothers are trying to trademark “react” and even the reaction video format. B.O.B. and Tila Tequila think the world is flat. Tony the Tiger is being sexually harassed by furries. And Amber Rose revealed that Kanye likes having fingers up his ass. 2016 has been so wild already, and it’s only a month old. 

02:58

feliz-navistop:

k-scodelarios:

windows 8 can suck my dick

I can’t believe how far technology has come

January 31 2016

13:24
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January 30 2016

22:28
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allthingsgerman:

Every time I watch someone not from Germany try German candy they actually pour this into a glass of water. German fun fact: NO. That’s not what you do with this stuff. You pour it right into your mouth and then make funny faces because it’s sour as fuck. I don’t know a single person who actually uses this stuff to make a drink. 

22:28
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allthingsgerman:

Every time I watch someone not from Germany try German candy they actually pour this into a glass of water. German fun fact: NO. That’s not what you do with this stuff. You pour it right into your mouth and then make funny faces because it’s sour as fuck. I don’t know a single person who actually uses this stuff to make a drink. 

22:28
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allthingsgerman:

Every time I watch someone not from Germany try German candy they actually pour this into a glass of water. German fun fact: NO. That’s not what you do with this stuff. You pour it right into your mouth and then make funny faces because it’s sour as fuck. I don’t know a single person who actually uses this stuff to make a drink. 

22:26
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18:12
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official-german-schulsystem:

nalgenebottle:

This is a good map

“white people have no culture”

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