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November 24 2014

08:36

just-about-to-break:

Sex is a lot like a satanic ritual. Sometimes there’s virgins involved, candles are nice, you’re disappointing Christians, Satan is there.

03:48

brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t

November 23 2014

23:43

stolenkissesprettyliesx:

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

this is my favourite post on this whole goddamn website

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the-shy-violinist:

Doodle for this babe here. »>  BoraToki  «<

She’s my favourite best friend, ssshhhh. :P  <3 

Hah, but really. I haven’t drawn in forever because I was in some odd funk so I needed to doodle. 

08:36
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rydenarmani:

calvinrosemusic:

naughtylemonwhore:

ryden-gg:

bankruptspermbank:

ryden-gg:

some helpful reminders about sex workers ♥

If sex workers aren’t selling their bodies, what are they selling?

their time, the sexual experience that they’re having/creating, and the products that they create.

sex workers sell a service. Unless they’re selling their own kidneys on the black market, saying that sex workers sell their bodies makes no sense at all.

But…aren’t ppl paying sex workers for…sex..? I don’t understand your logic

if you think having sex with someone automatically means you own their body, i feel so bad for anyone you’ve ever slept with.

03:48

November 22 2014

18:12
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mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

13:24
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pokemoncap:

good.

08:54

how to make computer run faster

leaftouch:

step 1 go to programs and then delete the file called League of legends cogratulationis your computer is fixed also your life

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kat-blaque:

rambleonamazon:

skysquids:

nerdy-trans-girl:

Screaming!!!!

wow, that is pretty much exactly how an excellent date goes with a cis person.  cis people, this is how to do it - you don’t need to know everything, just be cool.  also…

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

this is so important. 

03:48

tomowendy:

cooking for ur date like

image

November 21 2014

18:12
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the-best-of-funny:

yiffmaster:

this is why you proofread the paper you write at 5 am

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13:24

vampirestakecareofourown:

paranormalstoriess:

People who use “you’re adopted” as an insult are idiots. 

"Your parents wanted you so badly that they spent thousands of dollars to get you, went through tons of evaluations to make sure they were qualified, waited months or maybe even years for you, and so you’re now in a loving home where you are most definitely wanted and cared for." 

So insulting. I can feel the hate. 

Quoth the genius child from a post long back,

"My parents picked me.”

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butt-berry:

LOOK AT THE BABY PIKACHU BEFORE PICHU EXISTED

03:48

November 20 2014

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celisticwolfbeauty:

Look at these beauties!

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antihu:

hush by the incredible akitamonster!!

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